What should I do in NYC

Im here for a week I don’t wanna ask the actual New York subreddit cuz im a degenerate and they’re probably just gonna tell me pizza and Coney Island. I want the best bacon egg and cheese, I want spicy ass nigerian and Jamaican food, Im tryna get trashed and go meet unstable women without father figures, i wanna be in harms way honestly man I want the full experience don’t be shy. Let me know