Can we compose some copypasta for all these digicam questions?

I'm tired of seeing a bunch of posts with the following:

"How do I get x effect" when it's just flash + low resolution + lowish dynamic range

"Which camera should I buy" when it's just a point and shoot/digicam/whatever you want to call it, plus having ok skills to go along with it.

It would be so much easier if we all just had a moderator-ordained copypasta to respond to these kinds of posts.