[M4A] Being exposed in front of Mom results in an awkward conversation

It was supposed to be a normal, fun, uneventful pool party for my 20th birthday. You, my 45-year-old mother, were there supervising, as me and a bunch of my friends had a good time on a hot summer afternoon. I even managed to convince a few of my female friends to show up, including Veronica, the girl I've had my eye on for a long time. We both get along well, to the point where all my friends wonder why we haven't hooked up yet. I get quite a bit of prodding from you as well about this, insisting I make my move now before something happens that makes her lose interest.

At one point during day, I see you and Veronica chatting each other up, the first time you've really done anything at the party other than lay on your poolchair and sunbathe. I walk over to join the conversation, during which one of my friends seized the opportunity to pull the most embarrassing prank imaginable: yanking down my swimsuit in full view of both of you, not to mention a few others. I couldn't help but freeze up in the moment, giving you both plenty of time to witness my exposure. Finally I managed to snap out of it and pull my trunks back up, but the damage had already been done. You both saw how hilariously small I was down there.

Thoroughly embarrassed, I managed to trudge on for the rest of the party, but you could tell the energy was different. Sometime later, after everyone had gone home, you decide to text me and check up on how I was doing after that incredibly awkward moment...

Hi there! I'm looking for someone to play the role of my mother in this scenario. I'd like this roleplay to take a more conversational tone, where you text me and we talk about what happened at the party. I want this to be about the humiliation aspect of this situation, but with a more fun and matter-of-fact air about it. You aren't necessarily trying to be mean about this, but you're not playing the "Size doesn't matter" kind of comforting, motherly tone either when it comes to me. Basically, you find the whole situation kind of hilarious and aren't afraid to be honest about it, or my chances with Veronica following this incident, if you feel what I'm going for here.

Let me know if this sounds like something you'd like to play. I don't envision this to be a long-term roleplay or anything but we can certainly see where it goes. Again, only interested in playing this out in the form of a text conversation between us, as if we were really texting one another in real life, so no descriptions are required here. If you're interested, send me a DM or chat and we can work out any other details you might require before we get started, or we can just take it from the initial text. Hope to hear from you.