35 [M4F] #CST #MO

Married, have kids, that's not changing, something about passion and flames. You know.

Give me something funny. You know what they say about puns- if you enjoy hearing them, your a masochist. If you enjoy telling them, you're a sadist. I'm both. Don't fall in love.

I'm pretty average build. I'm not 6'. A little muscular, to be honest, but I'm not winning any competitions. I do have hair though, so I've got that going on.

I'm not loaded. You want spa treatments at a motel? Find someone with more money than me. A regular motel and maybe car sex? Hit me up.

Hobbies? Yeah I have them. But I'm not telling you about them here, because that gives us something to talk about. I hope you have them.

Well, that's it for now. Have a good day, or don't. I'm not in charge of you.