Inside my mind, leaving it here so maybe someone else laughs, because sometimes we need to laugh at ourselves.

Sooooooo awkward situation. I was doing well for so long before this. Went shopping by myself, not gonna say much, here's the message I sent to my friends:

Omg guys I’m actually gonna Kms. I was in PNA. And like I just needed a pen. But I thought it would look weird if I just bought a pen so I bought other stuff as well. And the card machine took forever and it was like really silent and awkward and I kept making eye contact with the cashier and for some reason there were like 10 people hanging out in one spot and then this other lady was like throwing a fit in the store and then I accidentally tried to leave before the receipt printed for my literal two pens and a pencil case I don't need. so I was just like ‘no it’s okay don’t worry’ and then as I was walking away I was like ‘omigod omigod’ like to MYSELF. But this other employee saw me mouthing it (SOMEHOW) and she laughed and was like ‘don’t panic, why are you saying oh my god?’ KWHAISNRIRBDIDJNR. I literally booked it. "Oh haha. *very high pitched laugh* BYE." KILL ME DUDES.

My friend replied: Literally ____ when any social interaction takes place.

Sometimes we've just gotta laugh at it guys. This is the first time I've really panicked in a while and it was completely unnecessary and probably would have saved me the embarrassment if I'd just been calm from the start. Will be playing this moment in my head for the next month.