Tesla freaked out for no reason

Okay so I just got Full Self-Driving and I’m honestly starting to regret it. Every 5 seconds it’s bitching at me to “PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD” like why??

I had my Apple Vision Pro on, so it took me a second to notice what all the commotion was about. I was on the freeway, watching the new Final Destination, playing a few hands of online blackjack, checking my crypto, straight chillin. Meanwhile the car’s having a full meltdown because my eyes aren’t on the road?? Isn’t that the whole point of self-driving?

Then the car switched out of FSD abruptly on its own, causing me to spill whiskey on my work pants.

If I wanted to pay attention, I’d drive myself. Insane that I drop $50K+ on a car just to get micromanaged. Anyone else having this software issue? Should I file a service ticket or…?

Let me know what y’all think.

Posted Jul 8, 2025, 4:52 PM UTC

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