A Day in the Life: Trying to Get Some Dick

I had a long day today of unsuccessfully trying to get some dick. All a girl wants is for a bunch of men to cover me in their cum. Is that too much to ask for?

It started off with me being in a more dense neighborhood of my city for some errands when I was poking around on Grindr for dick. I was between going to the sauna (a gay sauna, to be clear), or to this older man’s apartment who was somehow ripped like Hugh Jackman and hung like a horse. So I walked over towards both, deciding on the way.

I haven’t been to a sauna before and it just opened so there might not be a lot of people there. I’m a bit nervous, but I can just look around if I want. And at best I could get Bukkaked. But also, everyone is a total stranger and I get std anxiety. So, pros and cons.

The older man, the daddy, who called me boy (makes my pussy quake) is, well, an older man. Hot as fuck, but still. But he does speaks English, which is rare here and can make for a much better fuck.

So I’m at a crossroads, literally. Sitting on a park bench perusing Grindr deciding what to do. Looking at how far the sauna is, the daddy, how much phone battery I have left, who else is around and wants some boypussy.

I chicken out of the sauna and walk towards the daddy’s house, which is about another 20 minutes. I text him I’m on the way. But halfway there a couple messages me. They’re hung, hot, English-speaking tourists who are only tops and won’t even suck me off. I don’t think I’ve seen nicer cocks. Literally a dream come true.

So I stop. We go back and forth on meeting up. They’re super nice, super horny, and want to fuck the hell out of me. I’ve never been spit roasted before so I am quaking in my panties. I decide on them over the daddy and start walking towards their direction while we talk. But they let me know that they can’t meet til later so I turn back around and decide to go to the daddy’s first and them after. It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve had a few cocks in one day. I just have to make sure my ass won’t be too sore cause this daddy is hung.

So I get to the daddy’s apartment and wait on yet another park bench. Fifteen minutes pass by and nothing. Not a phone call, fuck you, nothing. I send him my location for proof I showed up since something came up on my end the first time and I still want to fuck him, and then head off to the older twinks. I’m still gonna ride that horse, but not today.

It’s another two kilometers to get to the tourist couple. On the way though they say I have to come over a bit later because they still need to check in and shower. It’s kinda tight for me but I go along because I’m not gonna pass this up. I stop at a department store to take a piss and kill some time. On the way to their hostel I get some good news! They checked in a little early and can meet earlier. So I walk over to, take a guess, another park, and wait around.

They’re right on time but text me that the receptionist says they can’t allow guests in the room, which is typical and I half-expected. Strike two for me. So I suggest we still meet and chit chat, maybe we can meet up in another country another time. I legit think that might happen. They want to fuck me so badly and I them. They’re super nice and hot people, but it isn’t meant to be.

We go our ways and as we do this absolutely gorgeous trans girl messages me to come to her, says we can walk and chit chat and see what happens. I oblige because she looks like a goddess. But I also misunderstood where to go. After a few blocks I have to walk another kilometer to get to her. But now my phones running on empty and I don’t know if I’m going to make it and she’s waiting around.

So I trudge on as quickly as possible. I tell her what I’m wearing and to look out for me in case my phone dies. Blocks and blocks walked. So many people I’ve talked to and tried meeting to get some good dick. I keep trudging, and it’s getting late and I’m getting tired but she’s worth it. I finally arrive, take a seat on whatever I can find and have enough juice to let her know I’m there.

I actually had enough battery for her to also let me know I misunderstood her directions and I passed her location on my way. She moved towards me to meet me and I didn’t realize it. So now we’re like 10 blocks apart and… my phone dies.

Hours walking around. So many kilometers. So close to fucking three hot motherfuckers and meeting a gorgeous trans woman. And all for nothing. I douched- for nothing.

Im sweaty and tired. My feet hurt. I haven’t eaten in hours, and I’m like a kilometer from my home. I try to hail a cab but there’s none so I walk home to feed my cats, put on some pjs, and watch tv.

Sometimes it’s just like that.