40 [M4F] #Pittsburgh, PA - Married with medical problems looking for his queen of farts.

Let's get the big one out of the way: I have a fart fetish; as in, I want you to fart on me (during oral and in general). I could write a bunch on it - and have, see the stickied post in my user profile if you'd like details - but the general idea is exactly that: I love when women fart on me, near me, at me, etc.

But I'm looking for more than that. I have an incredibly high sex drive, so that's a big part of things, but I'd like to find someone I can talk to and hangout with. As mentioned, I have some medical issues - ulcerative colitis (more on that below) - so I spend most of my time at home. My wife is great, but it'd be awesome to have someone else in my life.

This doesn't have to be a deep romance for the ages, it'd be awesome to just hangout and cuddle, maybe watch a movie, play a game, talk about common interests, the little things that are ever so awesome (and the kinky sex stuff, obviously).

In some ways this is such a a strange post: come watch movies and fart on a sick guy. And it is, but, on the other hand, going past that layer, it's an offer to have some unique fun and a genuine connection; in hoping that later part shines through as much as the former:-p

So, if you like kink and sex, would like to make a new friend, and would be open to getting a little weird with it, I'd love to talk and see where things go.

I'm married, my wife is great and we have a wonderful relationship. But this kink doesn't fit our dynamic and I'd really like to make a new friend as well. She absolutely knows that I'm looking for someone, this isn't a secret.

I have severe ulcerative colitis. Long story short, my immune system attacks my digestive system. This is something I was born with, it isn't contagious or anything like that. It does impact my life and makes it hard to go out, so we'd need to hangout at my house. As for symptoms, sometimes I have to run to the bathroom, sometimes my skin breaks out in hives when I get too hot (a secondary effect), sometimes other stuff. I am trying various medicines, so, at some point, this may just be a memory, but, now, it's very much an obnoxious part of my life.

I'm sure a big wall about medical issues isn't the most attractive thing to read, but I like to be upfront, I don't want to drop things on you out of nowhere; please always feel free to ask for more details, about this or anything else. Hopefully, that wasn't too much right out the gate.

Finally, appearance: 6'4", 190 lbs. Slim, athletic build. White, blue eyes, brown hair. Chest hair. Eastern European features.

Whatever your appearance, I'm going to find you incredibly hot, compatibility and interest are the sexiest things in the world.