When I make a post about a movie, I give a little information and provide pros and cons. I am going to warn you up front. There isn't one pro. I have zero. Perhaps the pro is that it's available on [Tubi](https://tubitv.com/search/Alone%20in%20the%20ghost%20house?content_details_modal=634396). Why would you want to watch it? It may be so bad that you just want to experience this yourself. As usual, I will put my thoughts in spoilers. 

  
>!**CHARACTERS** !<

>!You have **Anthony** and **Lana**. Lana is a popular online "reality" star. She wants to do a show with haunted houses. She is joined by her husband Anthony. He doesn't seem to know what he is doing as if this is something new to him. They are both obnoxious (I'm going to need a thesaurus for this) and like to scare each other, but I suppose that is typical in these types of movies. Anthony is a bit of a perfect, so is Ford (who you will be introduced to next). Lana finds a camera in her shower and didn't see it till her shower was done. She blames Ford, but it's really her husband Anthony. He was saying it was for him and then they have sex for some reason. So for your straight/bi men and ladies who like ladies, there is a gratuitous nudity scene. There is your pro. I found it for you. You might as well watch the movie now, you get boobs. !<

>!I find it later odd that Lana has done this since she is popular, but Anthony must have been around and yet needs direction on how to interact with questions being asked to him. And Lana needs direction too though she should have more experience. It makes it a tad unbelievable. !<

>!Anthony hires camera man **Ford**. I have to state that Ford is probably the most loathsome character in this movie. He is played by [Henrique Couto](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1548648/?ref_=tt_cst_t_2) who also wrote and directed this movie. Why is he so bad? If he was anything but a camera man, he would have just been an annoying skeptic man. However, he is a camera man, working on a television show, who literally talks in every scene and makes fun of the people who do anything in that scene as it is happening. I don't know how he would be hired in the least because normally cameramen are just there to do a job and get paid. They will talk after scenes, but never during it. !<

>!They are also joined by **Sofie** who is a friend of Lana's who is an artist and has her own comic book, which was based on Lana. She is not as obnoxious as the rest and is relatively calm. Of course Ford hates Sofie's comic but thinks she is hot. !<

>!They briefly meet **Derek**, a real estate agent that lets them in the house. He is seen for 5-8 minutes total. !<

>!They are later joined by **Tabitha**, a psychic that Anthony hires form Craigs list. He has not told his wife that he has done this and she is not happy. It's not surprising she isn't happy, because Tabitha is hands down the worst character in the entire movie. Usually when people play psychics you expect some weird acting when they are conjuring spirits, but this is almost non stop. It's weird, uncomfortable, and at times people may find it unintentionally hysterical. !<

>!**SETTING AND LORE**!<  
>!The house is something called the Devil's Commune. Apparently a bunch of really deep imaginative artists (according to Sofie) that are rare in the world moved, and they were tortured by the main guy on the commune and eventually all killed. He hung himself. !<

>!**WTF HAPPENED**!<

>!Mostly nothing. I'm not kidding you. The first even twinge of something that could be spooky happens about 55 minutes into the movie. !<

>!They don't even use the lore till the end of the movie. When it's nighttime, they don't do anything for this show. It's like they don't know what to do for this show. When doing a haunted house show you go around the property. They ended up sending Sofie, Lana and Anthony inside with head cameras and they would play Bloody Mary! You may be confused why Bloody Mary is even mentioned here, because I may have not told you that it's the game the evil man made the woman play. Nope, it's just to play the game, like we are in a 12 year old's birthday party. !<

>!They finally do SOMETHING with the lore and explore the upstairs of the house. They find pictures that were drawn by the women there. I was expecting (almost begging) for them to do a scene that after they collected these pictures, it was actually drawings of them. Start to freak them out a bit. !<

>!They know the location where the women were murdered and it was in the spooky basement, but no one wants to go down it. In fact Anthony announces they will do it in the morning. You know the scariest part of the day is the morning. !<

>!Disclaimer: This is not throwing shade at George Romero's Dawn or Day of the Dead. Zombies are usually scary no matter the time of day. !<

>!Eventually this movie ends with deaths, but the explanation is non-sensical and makes you utterly confused why this is even happening in the first place. !<

I would say it's not worth your time. I know someone made a post on this movie 5 months ago, but I wanted to talk about it myself. 

If you have seen it or plan to see it and then come back. I would welcome your thoughts. 





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