The husband leans over and asks his wife...

The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we made whoopee, over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern, you leaned against the back fence… and I made love to you.”

“Yes,” she says with a smile, “I remember it well.”

“Well then,” he grins, “How about we stroll down there again… for old time’s sake?”

“Oh Jim, you old devil — that sounds crazy, but also like a great idea!”

A nearby police officer overhears them and thinks, "I’ve got to see these two old-timers making whoopee behind a fence!”. So, he quietly follows them.

The couple slowly shuffles down the road, leaning on each other and their walking sticks.

They reach the back of the tavern.

She lifts her skirt, he drops his trousers, and they get into position.

Suddenly, they erupt into the most passionate display the officer has ever seen — moaning, groaning, and holding on for dear life.

Ten intense minutes later, they collapse to the ground, gasping for air.

The officer, in shock, waits as they recover for a good half hour.

Eventually, the couple gets dressed and begins to shuffle past him.

He can’t resist asking: “Excuse me… but that was incredible! What’s your secret to keeping the passion alive at your age?”

The old man, still trembling, replies:

“Son… fifty years ago, that wasn’t an electric fence!”