When you finally realize Túrin and Tuor are NOT the same guy

Every time I reread The Silmarillion, I swear Tolkien adds another T-name just to mess with me. At this point I’m 60% sure Turgon, Thingol, and Tilion are all the same dude in a wig. Outsiders have Harry and Ron - we have 47 tragic elf-lords named Fin. Let’s unite… and make a spreadsheet.