32 [M4F] TX/Online - I Want To Be Horny

Maybe I'm tired, maybe I'm depressed, but whatever it is has me in a weird mood. My brain wants to be horny, however it seems like such a struggle for some reason. I've had a few things charge a bit of blood down south, but I feel like I've been looking around long enough to be... ya know, at attention.

The idea of chatting with someone sounds exciting and I'll do my best to keep up conversation as much as I can, but I don't have enough energy in for any deep rping. I think having a quick masturbation partner would be nice tonight -- pic swapping isn't required, but I personally enjoy having a bit of reference to aid in imagery. I like all shapes, sizes, and colors and, if it matters, I'm a bit above average between the legs.

Albeit a bit of a stretch, the title is a reference to something. Bonus points if you know what I was going for :)

Edit: Fwiw, I'm otherwise average sporting that early-mid-life dad bod and I've always gotten that I give "cute" over "hot."