We are stuck in the skong time-loop; Silksong is never going to release but it’s never going to be canceled, either

Everywhere I look, there is Silksong. It doesn’t matter where I am or what I’m doing, i always see her in crevices and patterns. I fear the skong virus has burrowed deep into my bones and is there to stay, constantly scrabbling at my conscious. Eventually it got too much. I decided to go to Ari Gibsons house (yes, I have the address, don’t you?) and his entire house was filled with Coca Cola (as I assume he decided having hornet coloured beverages was the same as making the game, which, who knows anymore). When I asked him what I could do, what any of us could do, to ease the ache of the endless wait, he stared blank faced at me, then punched me in the face. Turns out this was his evil clone, as told to me by the animate team cherry that floated grandiosely above me when I came to. The cherry team had decided they wanted cloning of the hornet in game to maximize the skong potential, but had decided to test it out in real life first. They realized the cloning technology was evil, an evil that should surface inside the wonderful paradise of the Silksong. But unfortunately they forgot a day later, and put the code into the game. It overloaded everything, and the skong became too much- they had to put everything they had worked on in a spaceship to send to the space potato, Pluto. But Pluto was offended by this assault on nature, and started an ever expanding time loop which continues to capture more in the throes of obsession by the day. We, too, are tortured for sins we never committed or ever knew of. We must get out of the loop, lest it consumes us like it did me. Or stay and wait. Maybe if we sacrifice enough we can break it. Maybe Pluto is a big skong fan and just disliked the evil clones. Maybe if we pray to skong we can get rid of the clones and finally be free. One can hope.