What’s your weirdest “this made me horny and idk why” moment?

i’m not talking about “i sent a risky pic and felt cute” no. i want unhinged. i want “a guy held the back of my neck while ordering at mcdonald’s and now i can’t look at the menu the same” or “i saw someone parallel park with one hand and it ruined me for a week”. give me the moments that made you pause and go “wtf is wrong with me”