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I FINALLY DID IT

I BEAT THIS SPASTIC FUCKING COCKATOO AFTER HOURS OF TRYING, OVER A LONG 30 MINUTE BATTLE AND LITTLE DID I KNOW THE REAL ENEMY WOULD BE THIS FUCKING BUGGED ASS GAME'S SHITTY ENGINE

I SPENT MY ENTIRE EVENING FIGHTING THIS DROPKICK ENTHUSIAST ASSHOLE AND FOR MY SWEET REWARD I GOT FUCKING NOTHING. NO LOOT. NO CARVE. NO DISSENTER. JUST HIS STUPID ASS FACE STARING AT ME STUCK IN THE AIR.

SEREGIOS - YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING CRACKHEAD CHICKEN, I WILL FIND YOU AGAIN, AND I WILL KILL YOU IN AN OPEN AREA (assuming I get you to stay still for FIVE FUCKING SECONDS FUCKING STOP JUMPING AROUND)

FUCK