Locating song - Cook's wife flirting with me in the diner Genre -upbeat soul?

Hello. I'm looking for a song that I heard years ago but can't remember the name. I've tried searching lyrics and possible titles (Joe's diner, Tom's diner, etc.) but no luck.

If I remember correctly, the genre is upbeat soul. The guy is telling a story about being in a diner and a beautiful woman comes to flirt. He then finds out that it's the cooks wife so he has to go get his beans down the road. Or something to that effect. I think he sees the cook holding a big knife too?

Any help is appreciated. Thank you!