10 Animal Jokes

What do you call a dog magician?

Answer: >!A labracadabrador!<

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Answer:>! Sofishticated!<

What do you call a pile of cats?

Answer:>! A meowntain!<

What do you call a group of musical whales?

Answer: >!An orca-stra!<

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

Answer: >!An irrelephant!<

What do you call two birds in love?

Answer:>! Tweethearts!<

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

Answer: >!An investigator!<

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Answer:>! A pork chop!<

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

Answer: >!A pouch potato!<

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Answer: >!Fsh!<