I got a job offer out of no where see I applied for

(F) 24 I got a job offer out of no where see I applied for this position a while ago long story short I got the job I just have to take a drug test and I’m not going to pass it I’ve been smoking to stop the anxiety and stress so I’m saying all this to ask who the the Lansing area wants to make some money for some pee 😅 must be female.