God is speaking to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden

He says to Adam, "Sence you were born first you get the option. You can either pee standing up, or-"

Adam immediately interrupts and says "Oh holy shit, I want to pee standing up. That sounds awesome."

God says "But... You haven't heard the other option?"

"I don't care. I want to pee standing up. So convenient and awesome."

God sighs.... "Ok... Well Eve, I guess you get multiple orgasms."