I'm at the point where I'm willing to do anything, laws be damned, to get a job. Anyone else deal with this level of desperation?

See title. I just got a new apartment and I need a job fast. I didn't work during high school so I have zero skills. I'm willing to suck a dick if it pays enough, but that's a complete last resort.

Yeah, I'm desperate to the point where I'm just willing to not only break the law, but also throw away all levels of self respect.

Has anyone else been in this level of desperation before? How did you get out of it? How did you get a job? Should I ask ChatGPT to bs a resume and hope for the best?

HELP!