Superbat parents

A funny superbat concert plus Grayson, specifically 2003 titans Grayson. Where everyone thinks that Robin is the Bio kid of both Batman and Superman. This all starts when one day after a fight with Batman Robin runs off and Superman is seen calming Robin down in the same fashion a dad would, stern, trying to sound calm and in control, with undertone of relief that nothing bad happened. And some random person gets it on video. It started as a joke then someone else pulled up a video of Robin punching a bad guy and braking there jaw when he was nine. And what started as a bit of a joke soon became a actual question of whether or not Robin was half kryptonian.

It soon comes to a head after a big fight the justice League had nothing world end but they are all tired. Robin is grounded and banned from patrol for a month for join the fight when Batman told him not to. And Grayson is angry he helped he should not be grounded for helping he is sitting in the bat-mobile when he see his opportunity for revenge. Superman is doing an interview Batman is standing behind him glaring at reporters, when Robin runs over.

Robin: hey mum can we go to bat-burger after this I’m hungry.

Batman who is used to Robin call him mum as both a term of endearment and as an insult: no we have food at home.

Robin: but

Batman: no that’s final

Now his chance Robin thinks as he turns to a only half listening Superman. Robin: DAAAD he whines

Superman half asleep and half listening: not going to work baby bird.

He says before he even registers what was said, in front of a live camera and and a hunger reporter. Robin smiles as he stomped his feet dramatically before he walks back to the bat-mobile. He is grounded for an another month but it is worth it just to see Bruce and Clark blush every time the topic of ‘there son’ is brought up.