i’m pretty sure my life might be a sitcom

so many bizzare things have happened to me recently it really feels like my life has become just. bizzare

i’d say it feels like a sitcom now but it always has lol

ok so. backstory is that i have an ex and he exists and left me to go to florida like. a year or two back

in the meantime and currently i’m in this pseudo relationship with this person on the internet (i will call her C). like. before the story starts ever me and her were having some issues

so story. i’m like. fresh out of college and whatever. so completely no idea what to do with my life.

two months ago. one of my old friends from high school reconnected with me and so we’ve been hanging out and chillin and stuff. i get to meet her two gfs (one is unimportant and the other let’s call V) and they’re chill and i get pretty close to V and whatever. things are fine

around this time me and C were patching things up lol

few weeks later my ex texts me and goes ‘hey actually me and my bf are going to be homeless and are moving back to ur location, can you help us out’ and in like. sure? i guess? like he ghosted me for the year and half he was gone (though tbf due to mental health shit) and just texted me this out of the blue. and on top of that. he still wants to date me? and his bf (who i’ve met once) wants to date me too??

and also just after i finished patching up my current relationship with C.

anyway. i said. sure. also i still felt some residual feelings for him so like. that would be swell if we could do that. C and i are like. only quasi together so i’d talk about the possibility with her (it won’t matter though)

anyways so. they show up. hype as all hell for me at the time because wow i haven’t seen him in like year or a half. turns out they’re staying in my hs friend’s driveway so that’s neat. spent some time and hung out with them.

at the beginning i was like ‘oh maybe i could get a job and we could get an apartment together’ to my ex and shit. yknow. standard honeymoon phase shit i think

turns out a week or so later my feeling were waning. at the time i didn’t really like. fully realized that yet so i just. started to interact less i guess? at the same time my ex’s bf was starting to really push me on the ‘get a job and a house’ thing which i was resistant to because. fuck. job.

(don’t worry it gets better)

anyways whatever. parents wanted to take like. half a week long road trip with me. i say sure. it happens. i tell my ex and his bf before that ‘we need to talk sometime but not right now’. his bf glares at me the entire like i killed somebody. cool.

during this roadtrip i’m kinda just. not there the entire time. i end up not sending my ex any messages during this trip out of anxiety of ‘the talk’

i get back

nothing is the same

i’m hanging out with V less. like. a quarter the amount i did before. that house in general just suddenly became hostile atmosphere . my ex has apparently gotten closer to just being roommates atp in the house which is fine i guess.

first time i’m there i’m with another friend. i hide in a corner every time my ex shows up cause i was mentally tired and about to break down

second time though. second time. i go and try to have casual conversation with my ex. i am ignored. like not. ‘i don’t want to talk to you rn sorry’ ignored. like a ‘you don’t even exist’ ignored. hell.

no idea why they’re doing that. i should send them a message at some point but like. cool i guess. if they don’t want me they can fuck right off lol.

whatever. two weeks have passed. we’re at yesterday. V texts me. she’s sobbing. her gfs have told her that they want to break up with her.

completely out of the blue to me and to her.

i comfort her best i can i guess. apparently the decision hasn’t been made yet they’re still discussing it.

because yknow. that’s a thing people do in relationships. say ‘we might break up soon’

coolio

anyways. i comfort her. i figure they’d talk it over and stuff. they seem like they’re happy together so i figure that they’ll figure out what’s wrong and come to a conclusion. like. normal couples. it’ll take a few days to sort through everything surely. i just need to comfort her during the hard parts or smth

i go to bed thinking that things sure have just got weird

today. i wake up. check on V - she’s doing fine. not great but not sobbing. i assume not much has happened today and not much will happen later too, it’s only been a day after all

moving on i get a friend request from some person who used to have a crush on me and then blocked me after i rejected her. neat maybe she wants to reconnect and be friends idk we were close. i accept

turns out her own situation just got shitty and she’s looking for some help to get her out of it. basically asking if i had a place where she can live at for a bit. don’t blame her at all for it it’s a really shitty situation and all but like. wow ok i don’t have place for you to live with me and even if i did we haven’t talked in like a year.

i move on with my day. it’s a little funny to me that two people have asked me to live with them so they won’t be homeless in the past month or so

i hear back from V. it’s bad news. apparently the decision is now final. and i seriously misjudged the relationship knowledge of that group. checks out though it’s all first time relationships so.

anyways. whatever she now needs a place to stay. she’s being kicked out in four days (very reasonable amount of time /j) so she asks me. reasonable i guess? we’re close.

this is the second time i’ve been asked ‘hey i might not have a place to stay soon can i stay with you’ in the past s i x hours

i lose my fucking mind and go manic beyond all belief. what in the world is happening to my life. twice in six hours??? i’m going to have fifty people rooming with me by the end of the month istg. 3 people if you extend it to a month

cool. god is picking the funniest option or whatever.

i go ‘i don’t think i have a place for you to stay’ to V. because i don’t

later. i get another message from V. it says two things. 1) ‘hey i have a crush on you we should get together in the future’ 2) ‘btw u were partially indirectly responsible for the breakup’.

i lose it again. i’ve known that she may have had feelings for me for a while but like. it was never explicit.

apparently two hours after breaking up is the best time to say that. cool.

fucking insane dude

then the second part. i’m a homewrecker now ???? i guess ??? i mean it’s not like i caused it. directly. like i wasn’t trying for this. i did what i was told and stopped when i was told i was crossing boundaries or whatever. idk. even if i did cause this it’s whatever i can’t dude. sure i guess. i caused this. it’s funnier that way

so that leaves me here. i haven’t responded to her message because i don’t know what on earth could be a valid response

i have completely lost it. there’s nothing in my mind have left to lose. for the whole x years i’ve been alive virtually nothing has happened. in the past two months every single person who has ever loved me (except one) has enteted my life and they have all been doing so much shit

kind of tempted to text that except one and be like ‘want to join the fun?’. he was a shit person though so. im good. with my luck he’ll show up anyways

sometimes i feel like the only way this could get better is if i could get laugh tracks playing at times. my situation is ridiculous. it’s inane. it makes no sense. why here why now why all at the same fucking time???? all i can do is laugh ffs

i’m the fuckn gap between a tragedy and comedy

fuck my chungus life dude

t ldr

literally everyone who has ever loved me (minus one) has entered my life again

i indirectly exploded a polycule

someone went from in love with me to flat out ignoring me

three people have asked me if i can provide temporary housing

^ all this in the past like. month

unrelated but it wouldn’t let me post this post first because it had an em dash instead of just a hyphen. which flagged the ai spam thing

that’s funny i think