We should start a charity for the new helldivers

( god I wish this gets turned into an animation but for now just read it like an add youd find on tv) With all of your pockets lined with requisition slips sometimes you don’t know what to do with them well not anymore our goal here at the RHH Recruit Helddivers Helpline we have pooled together our requisition slips for the cause of managed democracy woth the ability to pool your money to help buy random low ranking helldivers a new stratagem every week and our first winner is right here.. come here young lad.. now then show us what you weee using before ( holds out a precision air strike stratagem) now how would you feel if instead of using that crappy old thing you get to fire a LITERAL NUKE ( commence 500kg explosion in background) just look at the joy on that cadets face.. now if you too want to help our cause call 555-555-555 but wait there’s more at the end of every month you can give us your samples to upgrade a random castes destroyer don’t delay call now