Fareah: Good afternoon, Sodor. Investigator Fareah here. Red Arrow and Iron Shark have enlisted the help of the finest shunter in the China Clay Works. It is believed that Sneaky Samson is somewhere in downtown Vicarstown. Not far from this very studio... *\[the studio disappears\]* Um... Back to you, announcer.

*\[The scene changes to downtown Vicarstown.\]*

TV announcer: Thank you, Investigator Fareah. Downtown Vicarstown, a fitting setting for our final battle. A dramatic location for the powers of good and evil to clash climatically. And a really good place for pizza.

*\[Sneaky Samson is going around stealing many stuff and balancing them on his tender. Red Arrow, Iron Shark, Sinistar and T-600 stop, and the former two decouple from their coaches.\]*

T-600: That shunter sure left in a hurry.

Red Arrow: I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye.

Sinistar: Well, you were annoying, T-600.

T-600: I was annoying?

Sinistar: All that disgusting belching.

Iron Shark: Knock it off. It doesn't matter. We know all we need to know about Sneaky Samson.

Sinistar: Indeed. We'll soon put an end to "Stinky" Samson! *\[rimshot; he, Red Arrow, Iron Shark, and T-600 share a good laugh.\]*

T-600: Samson's really in for a surprise! *\[He, Red Arrow, Iron Shark, and Sinistar continue laughing. When all of a sudden, Sneaky Samson sneaks up behind them and steals the Racing Duo's personnel coaches.\]*

Red Arrow: Oh, hey, Iron Shark, where did you park our coaches?

Iron Shark: Oh, I didn't park it, Red Arrow. You did. *\[chuckles\]* It's just over-- *\[sees their coaches missing and gasps\]* Oh my gosh! *\[He, Red Arrow, Sinistar, and T-600 gasp in a shocking surprise.\]*

Red Arrow: Our coaches! They've been stolen!

Sneaky Samson: And I'm the one who's got them!

Red Arrow, Iron Shark, Sinistar, and T-600: Sneaky Samson!

Samson: The very same. *\[The Steam Team pull up.\]*

Thomas: *\[Arrives along with James, Percy, Gordon, Emily, Nia, and Rebecca.\]* Hey! Are we late?

Red Arrow: Nope. You're right on time.

Iron Shark: You've been busy, Samson. You've stolen almost the whole city.

Sinistar: And put it all in your boxcars, too. It's reasonably impressive.

Gordon: Indeed.

Red Arrow: You've stolen our personnel coaches, Sneaky Samson!

T-600: You stole our evil lairs!

Red Arrow: *\[misheard\]* Evil bears?! *\[The screen shows two brown bears with red, evil eyes.\]*

Iron Shark: But why, Samson? Why did you do it?

Samson: I wanted a good home. My no-good wife, Madison, stole it from me!!!

Iron Shark: A home? You've got all of Sodor on your bunker!

T-600: What's your plan? To put the whole town on your bunker? Then the next town? Then eventually the whole world?

Samson: Um... Perhaps... You, uh, could say that.

Iron Shark: All on your back? Where will you stand?

Sinistar: Wow! I'm an evil intergalactic space train who wants to take over the world, but even I'm not that crazy!

T-600: Enough talk! Can we fight already?

Red Arrow: *\[facing the wrong way\]* Hurrah! Prepare to make a fool of yourself, *\[Iron Shark turns him around\]* Sneaky Samson!

Samson: It's a little late for that! I like to see ya try!

Iron Shark: I hope you brought a stunt double, Samson. Because this is gonna hurt.

Red Arrow: *\[summons a swarm of wasps\]* Mighty bugs of the forest, unite! *\[Sneaky Samson runs away. Samson's stunt double, Charlie, punches and kicks away the wasps. He then puts another building onto his back.\]*

T-600: By all things in war, I will crush you like a metal target! *\[T-600 charges at Sneaky Samson's stunt double. Charlie grabs Harold and blows T-600 away with his propeller, sending him flying into the Steam Team, knocking them back\]* Sorry!

Nia: It's alright, T-600!

James: We've been through lots worse than this! *\[Sneaky Samson continues to steal buildings and goes for Vicarstown Station in the middle of the city.\]*

Sinistar: Sneaky Samson's about to steal the big station!

Red Arrow: Aw, nuts! That's the last building in Sodor.

Iron Shark: Oh, darn it.

Samson: *\[tries to lift Vicarstown Station, but it's stuck\]* Oh, I cannot lift it! What's wrong with this building?!

Red Arrow: I know! I know! It's locked! Lookie! *\[points to a lock at the very top of the building\]* You could just take that lock off and then take the building. You can even use those window-washer platforms to get up there.

Samson: Ha! Much obliged, fools!

T-600: *\[groans\]* Why do you good guys have to be so helpful? *\[Sneaky Samson climbs onto the window-washing platform and goes up.\]*

Iron Shark: We should, um, probably try to stop that from happening. *\[chuckles\]*

Red Arrow: Excellent idea, Iron Shark! All those in favor?

Red Arrow, Iron Shark, Sinistar, T-600, and the Steam Team: Aye!

Red Arrow: All against?

Samson: Nay!

Iron Shark: Quiet you!

Red Arrow: Alright, there's not much left to say but... To the window-washing platforms on the side of Vicarstown *\[as Red Arrow talks, Sinistar and T-600 got annoyed and puts a head start behind them\]* Station to rescue the Island of Sodor from the clutches of the evil Sneaky Samson, *\[breathes and Iron Shark grabs him by the spoiler\]* away! *\[He, Iron Shark, Sinistar, and T-600 climb on the window-washing platforms and go up after Sneaky Samson. Samson is struggling to reach the top.\]* You'll never get away with this, you sneaky thing.

Thomas: *\[yells out\]* We'll stay behind to make sure everything goes well down here! GOOD LUCK!!!

Iron Shark: Thanks, Steam Team!

T-600: Can we hurry this up? I'm getting a bit dizzy here.

Samson: You asked for it! Piston punchers comin' at ya! *\[chortles; Sneaky Samson fires his piston punchers at T-600, but he dodges all of them.\]*

T-600: *\[laughs\]* Your punchers are no match for my fiery breath of fury! *\[He inhales and blows a great ball of fire at Sneaky Samson, but Samson dodges and it affected Red Arrow and Iron Shark instead.\]*

Iron Shark: Oh, geez! *\[coughs\]* Whew. That's worse than Red Arrow's BBQ cooking.

Samson: Ha! But not as worse as this! Taste the sting of my sneaky frightener for size! *\[He forms a ball from his funnel and launches it over to Red Arrow and Iron Shark. The sneaky frightener floats behind the latter's ear.\]*

Sneaky frightener: Boo! *\[Red Arrow and Iron Shark jump in fright and the ball pops like a bubble.\]*

James: Okay, now this is getting weird.

Emily: Agreed.

Iron Shark: The powers of good will prevail! Behold! Raging Cyclone! *\[He performs his Raging Cyclone technique at Sneaky Samson, but Samson dodges the attack and it hits T-600.\]*

T-600: *\[spins around\]* Hey, w-watch it! You're gonna make me s-s-spill my lunch!

Iron Shark: Red Arrow, that's it! Spilling! The shunter told us that if Samson loses balance, then everything on its back could fall off. And he is susceptible to sneezing. You know what that means?

Red Arrow: We're having prune and broccoli pudding for dessert tonight?

Iron Shark: No, you old coot. Pepper! We use some pepper and make him sneeze.

Red Arrow: Good idea, Iron Shark! If only we had some.

Iron Shark: You got some in your pocket from before!

T-600: Oh, this isn't helping at all. *\[Everyone reaches the very top of Vicarstown Station.\]*

Red Arrow: *\[holds out the pepper shaker\]* Hey! Here's some pepper! Okay, Samson, I've got a handful of pepper here. And I gotta warn ya, it's especially tasty. The jig is up!

Rebecca: Pepper? Why didn't I think of that?

Samson: Is that all you got? It should take more than pepper--Uh oh.

Red Arrow: By the power of ALCO, I give you a handful of delicious pepper! *\[sprays pepper in Sneaky Samson's face\]*

Samson: Ah-- ah-- ah-- ah-- ah-- *\[grunts as he is about to sneeze\]*

Red Arrow: *\[looks down\]* You know, being up here doesn't feel safe anymore.

Iron Shark: You got that right, old man. Let's scoot. *\[yells out\]* Take cover, Steam Team! Get out of the destruction area! *\[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy let go of the ropes and descend down.\]*

Thomas: You got it, Iron Shark! Team, let's return to the sheds!

Percy: Right behind you, Thomas! *\[The Steam Team race back to Tidmouth\]*

Samson: Ah-- ah-- ah-- ah-- *\[grunts as he is about to sneeze\]*

Sinistar: I think those bumbling ninnies might be onto something. Let's get out of here!

T-600: Not so fast, Sinistar! I'm still feeling *\[Sinistar lets go of the rope and descends down\]* queaaaaaassssyyyyy!

Samson: Aaaaaccchoooooo! *\[flies off the building and soars across the sky\]* Madison Thomas! Please forgive meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *\[As Sneaky Samson flies away into the distance, all of the buildings he stole return to their proper positions. The Island of Sodor is back to the way it is.\]*

Rebecca: *\[looks up at the flying buildings streaming above them\]* Ooh, pretty.

Nia: They did it!

Thomas: Sodor is back to normal!

Gordon: Three cheers for Red Arrow and Iron Shark! Pip, pip! *\[all whistle out\]*

James: Pip, pip! *\[all whistle out\]*

Thomas: Pip, pip! *\[all whistle out, they then cheer; Red Arrow and Iron Shark land safely on the ground.\]*

Iron Shark: Well, we sure did teach that big boy something about not stealing buildings and storing them on your back and plotting to take over the world.

Red Arrow: We sure did. And teaming up with our enemies worked. *\[Sinistar and T-600 land safely on the ground.\]*

T-600: *\[feeling sick\]* Spinning, spinning, spinning! *\[goes somewhere to throw up\]*

Red Arrow, Iron Shark, and Sinistar: Eeewww!

Red Arrow: Feeling good now, T-600?

T-600: No. I think I'm almost back to feeling evil again.

Red Arrow: Oh.

Sinistar: So, would you like to come and throw rocks with us?

Iron Shark: No, we're still good, I'm afraid.

Sinistar: Oh. So, um... Ah, the heck with it. Come, T-600, I'm tired of all this righteousness! Let's go steal battleship shells out of the military general's ammo factory!

T-600: Now you're talking. Time for some evil! *\[Sinistar draws scrunched up eyebrows on Red Arrow's face.\]*

Red Arrow: Evil? *\[Sinistar and T-600 run off laughing into the streets to continue doing evil.\]*

Iron Shark: Uh... Red Arrow?

Red Arrow: Yes, son?

Iron Shark: Are you going to, uh, fix that anytime soon?

Red Arrow: All in good time, Iron Shark.

Iron Shark: So, what do you say we go see the rest of Britain and its railways?

Red Arrow: We're going to see the rest of Old Blighty?! Hot dog! I love their nationality!

Iron Shark: You said it, old pal. Let's get our coaches and go!

Red Arrow: Yippee! *\[he and Iron Shark couple up to their coaches\]* Ice cream, ice cream. Can I have ice cream?

Iron Shark: As much as you want, old chump.

Red Arrow: Hee-hee! Best day ever! So long, Sodor!!! *\[races away with Iron Shark\]*

TV announcer: And so once again, the forces of wickedness have been outdone by the forces of virtuousness. And thank goodness there's an end to the madness. Tune in next time for another mostly interesting episode of *The New Adventures of Red Arrow and Iron Shark*!

(The heroes and villains have arrived at Vicarstown at the end of Sodor's railways, where they will stand against Sneaky Samson and his devious crimes. But thanks to the shunter's information, Sneaky Samson is finally defeated, and all of Sodor he stole is back to their normal places. The heroes and their former villains go their separate ways, while the Steam Team, with Tidmouth Sheds back, can enjoy their peace on Sodor at last.)

Final Fight in Vicarstown