I wore a vibrator to dinner and nearly lost it at the table

My partner and I have been spicing things up, and last weekend we tried something I’ve only fantasized about — wearing a remote-controlled toy out in public. We went to a nice dinner spot, and he had full control the entire night. Every time I started to get comfortable, he’d turn it on at the worst (or best) moments — right as the waiter walked over, mid-sip of wine, even while I was ordering dessert.