41 [M4F] anybody need a boyfriend for the day?

Tomorrow you can break my heart or ghost me or whatever. I just need a companion for the day. I’m a dude from the Austin area. Im single and childless. I’m 6’3”. Got a beard. Shaggy hair. Muscly and chunky both. I’m a fun dude. I don’t take life serious. I’m a joker. I’ll make you laugh. I’ll compliment you and reaffirm your feelings. I’m the perfect boyfriend. Give me a shout. Tell me a little about you!