oh my god guys i’m a sororittty had 2 espressos martinis and when i ate food i also enjoyed lemon drop martini as well

I’m fed up with the dead armadillos.

I just moved down here two months ago from Wisconsin. So far, the experience has been OK - i’ve enjoyed the amenities like the beach and nice restaurants, as well as the enjoyable climate, other than the horrible rain in the past month, which I think we should do something about.

But what really tickles my pickle is the dead armadillos everywhere.

I have never seen these animals in my life. The first time I saw one was down here and I nearly pooped in my pants. I asked my wife Donna to explain what the animal was, and she said it was an armadillo. I ask Donna what the hell is an armadillo, she says it’s some sort of shelled animal like a turtle or something.

They are upsetting for me and my wife to see on the side of the streets, as we have never seen them. We don’t like them. We want no part in this and are quite frankly very sick of being forced to see these nasty things all over the place.

Honestly I think this state would be better off without armadillos, we have no use for them we can’t eat them can’t use them for resources so not quite sure why we are allowing them to stay here. Up in Wisconsin, we got paid incentives if we hunted overpopulated deer or coyote areas. Could we maybe do something with these things too? They carry disease like leprosy and are upsetting. They serve no purpose and are leeching off the land. Those resources could go to any other worthwhile creature. Not these worthless pieces of trash. They are bloated, they carry disease, they are disgusting.

Let’s discuss this as a community. Thanks so much.