

Bumblebee woke up and looked at the clock. "7:00," it said, and Bumblebee screamed.

"I am late for school! I have to get to school now!" said Bumblebee, jumping out of bed. Bumblebee put his clothes on really fast and ran out of his room because he is fast. "No time for breakfast!" said Bumblebee as he ran past Bumblebee's Mom.

"You will regret this," said Bumblebee's Mom, leering at him from the kitchen stove, wearing aprons and oven mitts on her hands. Bumblebee did not care. He was late! Bumblebee ran outside and ran to the bus stop where people were getting on the bus.

"Rodimus! Cliffjumper! Wait for me!" said Bumblebee as he ran towards the bus.

"Hey Cliffjumper, its' Bumblebee," said Rodimus to Bumblebee at the bus stop.

"He is late!" said Cliffjumper to Rodimus before getting on the bus. Bumblebee ran so fast to the bus and he got on the bus after Rodimus.

"Just in time," said Bumblebee, huffing and puffing like he was doing the Cupid Shuffle for the first time. Bumblebee sat down next to Rodimus, and Cliffjumper sat behind them, taking up both seats.

"I'm so bad," said Cliffjumper, laughing because he sat where two people could sit, because he's a fat fuck. Cliffjumper did this every day and no one bothered him, but they all knew it was against the rules of both Transformer and Primus. The bus started and drove at the school and parked and they got out.

"We're at school now," said Rodimus. "It is time to go to class." Bumblebee was also at school, so he went to his first class of the day, English class. Bumblebee did not like English very much, but he did not like any class very much that was not about Optimus Prime, which is what Bumblebee likes best. Bumblebee got to his class and sat down in his seat.

"It is journal day," said Bumblebee's English teacher, Mr. Megatron. Mr. Megatron was tall and white and had gray hair and he was not good-looking. "Take out your journals and put them in a pile and I will read one of your entries to the class." Bumblebee took out his piss yellow journal and ran to the front quickly and put his journal on his desk and ran back to his desk, all with his head down and not talking or looking at anyone. Bumblebee was so fast that he did it first. Everyone else did it afterwards and slower.

Mr. Megatron grabbed a journal from the pile and Bumblebee knew it was his because it looked just like Bumblebee's journal. Bumblebee knew this because he had written in it so many times it was crazy! Mr. Megatron opened to a totally random page and it was the worst page he could pick. He began to read. "Dear Journal, I called Ratchet today about a problem. I have a problem with my balls. They are itchy and it is difficult to sit still with them because they are so itchy. I have to back up against stucco surfaces and rub up and down on them to relieve the itchiness. No creams have worked. Creams only make my ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred and I think Arcee (my GirlFriend) noticed. I hope my doctor calls. Love, Bumblebee."

"Oh no stop reading!" said Bumblebee, but he reacted too late because it was already read, all of it. Everyone in the class laughed and Bumblebee felt like an idiot asshole because now everyone knows all about his ball problems. Bumblebee felt his rage build up inside him like a pool of lava in a volcano. "Stop laughing at me! Don't tell anyone!" shouted Bumblebee but everyone was laughing so loud that they did not hear him and Bumblebee was just so embarrassed and mad and sad but more embarrassed so he ran out of the class fast. Bumblebee ran to his locker and opened it and screamed into it. He screamed "This sucks!" and Curse Words too.

"What is the problem," said Rodimus. "Are you mad?" said Rodimus. Bumblebee was mad so he nodded. "You should tell everyone that it is okay to have problems with your balls and that they probably have problems that they do not want everyone to know about too so stop laughing at me." Bumblebee thought Rodimus was right because Rodmus was smart. Cliffjumper was there too, so he said "Bumblebee what's is this I heard about you're having problems with your penis and balls?" Bumblebee was so mad again so he punched Cliffjumper and ran away quick.

Where Bumblebee ran to was his next class (it is now second period so it was okay), and that class was History class. Bumblebee does not like about History class. He only cares about Optimus. "Hey Arcee" said Bumblebee, "Check me out!" and Bumblebee did a dance move.

"Wow, cool, let's kiss," said Arcee and Bumblebee and Arcee kissed right there in the class and some of the other people in the class watched but the teacher wasn't there yet so they didn't get in trouble and who is gonna tell Bumnlebee he can't kiss his girl friend in class. Arcee kissed Bumblebee so hard that he was thinking "Let's have sex" but he didn't say it because the teacher would show up by the time they started to have sex in History class. Bumblebee kissed back really hard and it was sexy to everyone.

The teacher a ex deception named Mr. Shockwave arrived and they did class but Bumblebee just looked at Arcee the whole time who was sitting next to Windblade. Arcee and Windblade talked and they looked at Bimblebee some times and laughed and Bumblebee thought Arcee was telling her about how awesome bumblebee kissed her but it was not. Windblade was telling Arcee about Bumblebee's gay ball problems and Arcee was Bumblebee''s GirlFriend but she thought it was just the funniest thing ever. Class ended and Bumblebee went to Arcee quick and did not stop on the way. "Hey Arcee why do you go telling Windblade about how hard we kiss :)" said Bumblebee with a smile on his face that meant that he did not care that Arcee did this and really wanted her too because it made him look cooler.

"Actually Windblane was telling me about the problems with your balls and penis and butthole that every one found out about in your English class." Wow was Bumblebee surprised, he did not know what to say.

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