Juno asking Malcador about Emperor/Empress making the Primarchs

Juno: Malcador. how and what are we inherit from our Father E/Mother E?

Malcador: First he stole the 4 chaos gods some of their power then he use his/her and Emperor and Empress wife/lover with their blood to create you all and he/she inserted it on the 20- I mean 18 of your brothers and including you with the power of the chaos gods and that's how you guys are born as a Demi-god Primarchs.

Juno: oh ok but the question is how is my Father E/Mother E is able to get the 4 chaos gods power? you know it's not easy to get it?..

Malcador: simple The chaos gods challenge him/her on their own challenge for Khorne he battle him through physical strength, outsmart Tzeentch on a game of chess or questions and answers and I don't know if that was the challenge though, he win in a competition of how many worms you can eat which make him/her puke for 1 year, and for Slaanesh she challenge your Father E/Mother E to a sex battle.

Juno: wait! Wait! WAIT!!! Sex battle!?

Malcador: yes he did, the challenge was who ever climax first lose.

Juno: no your lying he would never!

Malcador: sorry but that's the truth...

Juno:then how do you know this!?

Malcador:he/she told me.

Juno:embarrassed I can't believe my Father/Mother fuck a chaos god...

Malcador: don't forget that Eldar boyfriend of yours is also an related to Slaanesh because the Eldar which also gave birth to Slaanesh...