Thugriffith: "Alright so this is Coffin Cast episode one, right now I got Ashton in the booth with me. So Ash, where did you start back in the Old Country?"

Ashton: "I first started out as the "Andrew Simp" I didn't have a character really, my profile picture was Andrew, I'd swap them out every few days"

Thugriffith: "Interesting start, but I can see it, you've been dickriding Andrew for awhile, huh? When did you get the idea to adapt Ashton as your persona?"

Ashton: "Uhhmm.... okay dickriding is a bit vulgar... but whatever...

Well, I couldn't be Andrew, since his personality doesn't really fit me, plus there was a lot of Andrew accounts, I couldn't stand out.

Now, I can't recall if I got the idea, or I was inspired by someone else, but I ended up on Ashton, a genderswapped version of Ashley. 

I can't remember Exactly how it went down, it was slow changes here and there

However, the point where I took it seriously was when Ashley Official adopted me into the other RP accounts, such as ReneeHasNoKids DougGravesOfficial (With Doug being the first "Official" account, made right after Chapter 3) After that, I slowly started to take roleplaying more seriously, before TCOAAL I had never done Roleplaying.Ahhh, so you're new in the rp game, I never got in personally. Now, what about Andrew hooked you so hard?Well, I always liked boys... more capable? I guess, than me, Putting aside how fucking attractive he is (attractive face, cute hair, twink body, plus a big pp, as confirmed by Nemlei) I just love boys who dote and care for me, Andrew being an older brother (pretty much a father) to Ashley, raising her since he was a  child, that makes me fall in love with him, now I'm not blind to how mentally fucked up he is, and I'm also not blind to how naive and stupid that sounds, but I always believed that If Ashley wasn't a little devil, Andrew wouldn't be as damaged as he is, and that's what I'll be, I've always been a timid, quiet, mild mannered kid, still am, so it's mainly that connection I built to him in my head

Plus he's an emo boy with a cold attitude, let him ruin my life please"

*Thugriffith rolls up a $1 bill and snort an 11 inch line of coke*

Thugriffith: "I see, so you built a connection based off his personality and nature, that went well with his physical appearance, so it's a bit more then just hot goth boy. So how about Andrea and Alex? How do you feel about those two together? How did they connect? You wanna bump of coke?"

Ashton: "I'm trying to stay clean Charty...

Well... I'm happy for them and... I dunno... I don't really read what goes on in the Roleplay rooms, I think they started there? I can't really remember, I just remember him flirting hard with Andrea and her ovulating when he appears, they seem to be happy though"

Thugriffith: "Causing women to start spontaneously Ovulating sounds like some kinda fucked up superpower, doesn't it?"

*He then crushes a 30mg Percocet tablet and mixes it in with the coke*

Thugriffith: "*sniff*, how did you meet Burial Andrew?Man my throat's getting numb, the blow must be kickin already, either that or I snorted a bit of fuckin drywall again"

Ashton: "Man wtf is wrong with you? aren't there fire alarms in this studio?

Well, it started in the our Discord, I can't remember exactly how, but we slowly started flirting with each other, surprise kisses and hugs, eventually, he dm'd me asking if I'm uncomfortable with the kisses, I obviously wasn't, and then we started talking, started getting more extreme, and after a month or so we fell in loveNo, fire alarms would get in the way of the ayahuasca pot, some real witch's cauldron shit's goin on down there. How about you ask a question now, I gotta talk a bit more or my tongue's gonna cramp, don't askWhat brought you to TCOAAL? A guy who likes Incel music and watches Sam Hyde doesn't seem like the average TCOAAL fan"

Thugriffith: "Well, I was playing... I think The Walking Dead Survival Instict (old-ass Xbox 360 game nobody but me likes) and I was looking for some background noise on YouTube. I stumbled upon Manlybadasshero's playthrough and got intrigued I guess. I watched it again but seriously and really liked it. When Episode two came out awhile later I watched that, then really got interested. I started watching Lectryn's videos, then Flopamine's, then TCLR. Once I found out how shitty of a person Lectryn was I kinda lost interest until I downloaded Reddit a few months ago, conveniently a few days after episode 3 was released"

Ashton: "Wow, I thought you were much older than that (On reddit I mean) 

Well go on, ask me a question, take as long as you want"

Thugriffith: "What's your longest edging streak? And what was it to? Also, could you take this gun case? One of the guys out back is on Datura and that stuff can fuck you up for like a year straight sometimes, I'm probably gonna fire him"

Ashton: "Well... I'm too pathetic, I can barely hold it in, I'd say the longest was probably... 3 hours"

Thugriffith: "Three hours? That's a pretty decent goon sesh'. 

*opens up necrophilia magazine*

What got *you* into Coffin then? It's not a whole lot like Fallout or Sopranos"

Ashton: "Andrew.

I saw him back during the height of TCOAAL (2023, back during Chapter 2) and I was smitten, bewitched, entranced etc with him, I fell in love with him so hard, never before had I fell for a person so hard *drizzles precum a little*


Sooo when I came to the TCOAAL community, it's only natural I'd be a desperate simp for Andrew"

Thugriffith: "Why would I expect a different answer? 

*flips the page*

Well I think I need some me time on good ol' Rotten.com, see yourself out. Oh, and if a Chinese guy tries selling you coke don't buy it, it's a brick of drywall, I found out the hard way"

*Ashton proceeds to leave the studio. A couple minutes later gunshots are heard accompanied by a man with a thick oriental accent yelling bloody murder "What the fuck man, you shot me! Oh God why?!"

Thugriffith never snorted drywall again*

Coffin Cast Episode One - Ashton Graves