Can't I just play a little Xbox?

Yo, I came home from work the other day. I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair and play a little a Xbox. You know, relax a little. Then my wife comes in, she start telling me I play too much Xbox. I said "What the fuck do you mean? This is just how I relax. Can't I just play a little Xbox?" Then she says "I saw on Oprah today that guys that play video games don't love their wives." I'm like, "Motherfucking bitch, fuck Oprah! I don't give a fuck, I wanna play my video game! I don't give a fuck about Oprah, Oprah ain't got no man. You better worry about your motherfucking self. I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox." She says, "You seem like you have a anger problem, maybe you need some help." I'm like, "Bitch! Call the police now!"