Typica Sunni Vs Muslim Debate

I feel sometimes when I read the posts here that involve our fellow Sunnis its like I'm reliving "Groundhog Day" every time. The discussion goes like this:

Sunni: If the Quran is so detailed as you claim, show me then where is Salat?

Muslim: It is here and here and here and here (quoting verses).

Sunni: LOL - that is not Salat, show me the details.

Muslim: I already showed you here here and here (quoting again)

Sunni: OMG - you guys are making up your own religion - astaghfulah - no one from the Salaf ever said what you are saying...

.....a few posts later.....

Same Sunni: To the Hadith rejecting Quraniyoon - I dare you to show me where is Salat in the Quran.

....and the game goes on...