Story time, share your favorite stories!

Newer player (Less than 25 hours) and I am infatuated with this game. Coming from SeriousRP modes in GMod, this is the perfect mix of RP and action that I have searched for. Anyways:

I spawn in as Chaplain and begin holding service. My familiar spawns, I nickname it Scarab. We baptize Scarab and have a little party in the church. A clown approaches me and hands me a Syndicate Card saying "It's nothing personal." I fear for my life and surround myself with security, but nobody believes me. I have no proof and Scarab can't talk. I walk around the station in extreme paranoia, eating and drinking from vending machines exclusively and avoiding anyone who isn't Sec or Command. Evac shuttle arrives after a few attacks and I make it onto the shuttle! It takes off. Round is ready to end, and right as I'm about to step out of the shuttle and claim my successful round, I take a shotgun to the chest. As I lay dying, Scarab is squealing uncontrollably, and the round ends as I take my last breath. Heartbreaking stuff.

Next round, die almost immediately to some terrorist attack. Respawn as Hammy. Steal pizza, get a captains hat, life is good. Walk into the bar to steal another pizza and I hit a mouse trap. I'm bleeding out and I'm rushed to Medbay. Med does everything they can and I am revived! Until a bomb goes off and my tiny body is sent into the netherworld, along with every doctor on board.