Do you people seriously think Chopper isnt a mythical zoan?

I mean this theory has some of the most proof ive ever seen, aswell as several links to mythology ive found, and I could sense something off about his fruit from the first time i watched drum island 😭

Does it just sound too crazy? do you feel it doesnt have enough proof yet? Do you guys not believe mythology has any ties to the story? do you guys think chopper too cute and too much of a mascot to be of any importance to the story?

Tell me whats stopping you guys from believing Chopper is a mythical zoan, im actually interested.