How the fuck did your car get approved?

I ordered an Uber. My partner and I got in the back seats.

Not only was the driver side back seat devoid of a seatbelt.

I even told the driver: “You know I don’t have a seatbelt? What the fuck am I supposed to do?”

He did a violent stop start and sped off. I used the middle seat belt, wrapped around me twice, and plugging into the middle clicker.

Then I looked down and saw piss stains all over the seats. My partner was like, “At least it stank like dog piss, right?”

Fucking, Jeepers creepers. We have to psychologically bargain so we agree that dog or cat piss is less horrifying than human piss?

Some of yinz are the fucking worst of the worst

human piss?