There's something dull and uninspiring about Alexandra Saint Mleux.

I was watching... and I feel bad, God knows maybe Alexandra really loves Charles and is trying this hard to be his perfect match because she truly loves him, everything happened organically and I'm insane for getting creppy vibes... but!

I used to hang out with a sugarbaby of ultra wealthy men, yacht girl, we used to speak about many things about her work and I swear Alexandra is literally THE ARCHETHYPE to lure in this guys. I was looking and Ana De Armas has this going on as well. Many of them do.

1. Semi minimalistic style, something that looks "effortlessly" sexy, like you're not hungry for attention but you know DAMN WELL you've spend hours on pinterest looking for inso, crafting. You're following Kendall Jenner or Bella Hadid and want to have her whole wardrobe and vibe.

2. A degree in fashion, visual and performing arts, philosophy, international affairs or something to show that you can keep a deep conversation about something he never thought about, you can drop a quote and make him stare, you're bilingual, passionately pursuing your goals that obviously have nothing to with being a trophy wife, Noooo-noo-noo...hell no.

3. You are athletic into yoga, fitness, pilates, mountain climbing, traveling, zumba, rumba...everything!

4. You have a freaking puppy, plants everywhere, you're involved in charity work. do something that screams "I'm so caring, loving, empathetic".(hello, Meghan Markle)

5. Smile but not too much, be approachable yet detached and rarely complain. Be SO busy but always conveniently available for him.

Bonus. Appear and make it seem fated. Yes, you're at the same places, you know his friends, where he works, what he likes, when he's free, his favorite song is your ringtone but it's a coincidence, Hehe. Let him think he's in-charge and responsable for making this relationship happened. YOU were sitting somewhere minding you business, fighting for you life to achieve your goals and HE appeared and changed it all. You never thought you would be in ______________ with him, HA, imagine!

IT WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME.

There's something this manufactured in a way she moves and you see her method once you start hanging out with certain people, men always fall for this! One side of me is like "do your thing, girl" but the other side is side-eyeing her, bored with her.

Maybe I'm wrong but....hmmm. I think she did her research.