A WTF moment

I had a guy last night pushing my buttons to the max. First he runs the timer down before he gets into the car. Then he start crying about the music. So I turn off the radio. In my head I’m thinking it a 5 minute ride Just ignore him. We get half way to his drop off and his drunk ass say you think you are hard because you have cauliflower ears? I’ll beat your ass. I stopped the car and asked him are you trying to be funny. Like a child he just gets out of the car slams the door and start screaming like an idiot walking away. I’m just waiting to get a call from uber to see what story he told them.