BREAKING NEWS! EDITOR KELICO HAS BEEN REPLACED?!
BREAKING NEWS! IT WAS BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THE WRITER****S OF THE SKY NEWSPAPER WAS BORED AND HAD TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS TO NOT BE WRITING ABOUT THE WORLD! HOWEVER TRAGEDY STRUCK WHEN THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT THEIR ACCOUNT PASSWORD! KELICO HAS BEEN MURDERED BY THEIR POOR MEMORY! AND SO A NEW REPORTER HAS BEEN BROUGHT WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF CALICO!
YES, YOU HEARD US FOLKS! THIS RANDOM MOTH THING JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE DOING UP THERE BUT THEY SEEM TO HAVE A GOOD IDEA ON HOW TO REPORT ON THINGS SO WE HIRED THEM ANYWAY! EXPECT MORE NEWSPAPERS THIS WEEK!
Posted Aug 3, 2025, 8:59 PM UTC
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