21 [M4A] POV: You're going down an alleyway and you see a salesman come out of a dumpster

The title says it all. If you know, you know. The (dirty, steamy story) plays out like this: You come home after a long day at work. Being the unusually introverted independent woman you are, you decide to take a dark alleyway to avoid the amount of people taking up the sidewalks. There, you encounter nothing but darkness and a lone dumpster. Two posters stand tall before you, one for a sign that states a company sells "Queen-Quality" Cleaning supplies and another poster that has its diagram all ripped and mangled. As you walk past the dumpster, it slams open, and out pops a sleek, long nosed car salesman with brightly tinted glasses, speaking in advertisements. His rather long, black, hair is slicked back, and gives you an unnerving grin. He jumps out the dumpster, rambling about deals, becoming a (redacted) and something about a colorful mech suit. You feel uncomfortable, but you decide to take your chance at something to brighten an otherwise boring day…