25 [F4F] you're better than me in every way and you know it

This can really go any way, but in any case, you confidently KNOW you're better than me. In any and every way possible. You're not as freakishly tall as I am (5'11) or you're even taller than I am. You have proper breasts, not like my 32B cup, and you have way prettier hair than I do. You aren't afraid to do any of the kinks I'm only into online, or you're not a disgusting slut like I am.