Conlangs be like

Hello guys, I want to introduce you to my conlang that is called Elyktopkiptoptergoogongaiye which means "the". I made it by taking an English dictionary and assigning every English word and alternative from finish, greek, russian, tocharian, Sogdian, and like 48 other languages both archaic and extinct and currently used, and then continuously shifting consonants and vowels and eliminating the usage of spaces by combining words to make bigger words like German.

Kylyhakteralepeidendronashvaktoshilahiya-li'u. What is the word that means a leaping frog falling off a waterfall and eating its brain smashed against a rock. It's a very important word. We use it a lot.