28 [F4M] - where are the “face card never declines” men?!

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You don’t need to be super jacked and muscular to be attractive. A pretty face goes a long way. But, I still like a man who takes care of himself.

Right now, I’m just looking for something casual, fun and laid back. If feelings are developed, great, I’m open to it. If not and we just become friends, great. I’m not looking to sext all day, every day. I want to share our stories and get to know one another. Laugh together, flirt together, just enjoy each other’s company (in person or online). A best friend if you will. No expectations. If things get more serious, we cross that bridge when we get there.

I want someone who is not afraid to be a little goofy with me. I like laughing (who doesn’t?!) and I need a lot more of it in my life right now. I enjoy phone calls, voice notes, video calls (when it’s possible). Texting is cool but I like to know I’m talking to a real human being behind the screen. Be able to roast me and I’ll roast you right back. And again, have a pretty face! EST preferred.

For me, you’ll get a 5’4” fit-ish(in the gym daily, but still on my fitness journey) attractive woman! I have a pretty face, great smile, nice hair. I’m cute. Pic swaps go well for me here. What makes me even cuter is my personality. I’m hilarious, love to joke around, sarcastic af. I hate saying this because it has such a negative connotation but I’m definitely a “one of the guys” girl. Ugh. I know. Cue the hot dog meme. But guys are less drama than girls and they know how to have fun and take a joke. I’m chill, laid back, sweet, and down to earth. Just don’t fuck with me and we’ll be cool!

I’d love to see if we click! Message me with a funny joke. I’ll want to pic swap pretty early. Thank you for reading! :)

TLDR: go back and read it, come on… 🥲

Posted Aug 4, 2025, 4:33 PM UTC

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