What’s the pettiest seat-related behaviour you’ve seen on the MRT?

Let’s talk about seat drama. Not the serious kind- just the really petty stuff. A few examples I’ve seen:

• Someone pretending to sleep so they don’t give up a reserved seat
• Someone hovering awkwardly in front of a seat while glaring
• Someone actually faking a limp to get a seat (I’m not kidding)
• I’ve even seen aunties verbally duel over who deserved the seat more.

What’s the most hilariously petty seat-related behaviour you’ve witnessed?