NEED TO SKIP SCHOOL I NEED HELP ASAP PLS

i have an exam tmrw. IDFK HOW TO SKIP TS, I AM NOT PREPARED MAN. I NEED TO SKIP UNDER ANY CRICUMSTANCES. PLSSS HELP, I CANT PRETEND TO BE SICK AND MY PARENTS ARE DEAD SERIOUS ON SENDING ME PLS PLS PLS HELPP