Dont let conservatives twist the truth about Epstein!

Some conservatives claim that Epstein is a sex offender. Biblically speaking, the age of consent is puberty. All of Epstein’s girls were post-pubescent and willing participants. For context: even the youngest girls that Epstein and Trump are reported to have abused together are older than Mary was when she was impregnated with Jesus. Hence, while Epstein did indeed abuse some unwilling participants, these participants were a minority. The vast majority of participants got a chance to earn life-changing money and useful connections for their future career.

The real sins of Epstein are twofold: firstly, as a billionaire, Epstein loves money more than God and failed to live up to God’s commandments to care for the sick, the homeless and the refugees, instead choosing to hoard earthly treasures that will surely pass away.

Secondly, Epstein is guilty of environmental destruction and climate change on a massive scale. He converted his island, formerly a lush oasis of greenery, into a manmade monstrosity, destroying much of the natural habitat and ecosystems in the process. Secondly, he operated a private jet that wasted tons of aircraft fuel on frivolous flights, releasing toxic greenhouse gases into the atmosphere in contradiction to the biblical command to love all of God’s creation.

Epstein is a monster. A greedy, narcisstic, uncaring global polluter. But biblically speaking, he is not a sex offender.