How many of you (incels) have tried to do any of the (see below) following?

Found a girl you were friends with growing up, on Facebook or LinkedIn, and sent her a message saying "I was thinking about the fun times back then. What have you been up to?"

Sat near a chubby woman alone at a bar, and struck up a conversation using small talk.

Made friends with your divorced 50 year old neighbor by offering to do small tasks for her or leaving a note on her door saying "I made chocolate chip cookies; do you want any?"