Misadventures in Dentures

The craziest 24 hours of my life: So I'm about 20 days post E/Day and still can't eat anything with my temps in. The other night I take them out to eat a snack, wrap in a paper towel and put on coffee table. Fell asleep, when I woke they were gone! I ripped the house apart for hours.... finally found em' outside, buried under sofa cushions.... the dog! As furious as I was, I would've given anything to see her running off with them 🤣

So then I clean them up and use adhesive for the first time, didn't really know what I was doing but stuck them in, bit down to seal....and accidentally glued my lips together! 😂 Got that all scraped off and went on to have a lovely-ish day. UNTIL that night...relaxing in the hot tub, good wine, groovy music... suddenly and for whatever bizarre reason, the neighbors cat suddenly jumps in the hot tub! Freaks out and claws the ever lovin' crap out of my arm! I screamed and my temps flew outta my mouth! Sheesh whadda day!

Posted Aug 5, 2025, 10:01 PM UTC

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