Hetero Male Sexuality

Guy-
I’m horny. Let me get my porno and watch a couple fuck.

Gal- You asshole. Those women are 3rd world sex slaves getting coerced into sex with strange perverted men for survival. How dare you!

Guy- Ok. Ok. Ok. I’m not evil, just horny. I’ll watch some lesbian porno.

Gal- Oh, now you wanna pry into the bedroom of two women who have no interest whatsoever in men? And your sick obsession demeans not one but two women!

Guy- Got it. Got it. I’ll just watch a solo woman with a vibrator. Maybe go old-school and get a magazine.

Gal- Don’t you get it you fucking Neanderthal! Watching 3rd world women forced to perform for men on camera for pennies is demeaning and exploitative

Guy- Ok. Gotcha. I’ll just wank it to some Anime chicks or Video game hotties.

Gal- Eww you fucking pedo pervert! Those look like children! And if not. Then they’re drawn with body types that are completely unrealistic for women! You really want us to starve ourselves and get surgery to look like your damn cartoons?

Guy- I ain’t no pedo! I’m just horny! Fine. Fuck it. I’ll go get a hooker.

Gal- Oh. Now you’re not only going to watch someone get coerced into sex for survival, but you’re going to do the actual fucking? You do know these women are desperate and just trying to survive. Right? And you’re going to take advantage of someone who was probably a sex abuse survivor just to satisfy your urges! We need laws like Sweden where men get arrested for shit like that and where these innocent women aren’t!

Guy-
Ok. I thought it was just a ‘gooning is gross’ thing and that a live woman would be better. Sorry. I get it now. I’ll go to a bar and try to hook up with someone there. I don’t want to traumatize anyone.

Gal-
Fucking rapist!! You’re going to take advantage of a drunk girl!!

Guy- I don’t want to rape anyone. I just want to come!!! I’m going to the sex shop to get a sex doll or fleshlight

Gal- I think I’m going to throw up. You can’t get a woman so you do something even more disgusting than using your hand. That image is going to give me nightmares.

Guy- Ok. So Gooning to women is bad, Taking advantage of desperate and drunk women is bad, and male sex toys are disgusting. Got it. I’ll go on a dating app. I can pick up all kinds of women on there! I’m horny now, but at least I’ll try finding some fuck buddies for next time.

Gal-
God damn players! Women are out there looking for long term relationships and you’re just trying to fuck as many people as you can! Those women have feelings you know!

Guy- Ok. I fucking give up. Is there no other way I can get off without guilt? Fine. I’ll get a long term relationship. Maybe even get married! Procreative sex! Yay! Hell. At least I’ll get to cum.

Gal- just because you’re in a loving stable relationship, you’d better not feel like she’s obligated to fuck you!

Guy-
What the actual fuck! I am willing to get married just to get the chance to cum regularly, and you’re saying she may not fuck me at all.? I’m not gay, so I guess Steve isn’t an option. I give up. I’ll just wank to my own pleasurable thoughts of hot women I see on the street.

Gal- You’re an incel. You’re an ugly loser who sits in your parents basement hating women because you can’t get one, and you’ll probably become a terrorist! All because you can’t get a woman, you freak.

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