Hank Fail
Things have somehow gotten even more absurd on the Hank Aaron Trail. This morning’s headliner? A semi truck parked squarely in the “bike lane”, if you can still call it that, plus a bonus feature: their parking lot sign now proudly blocking the the "bike lane" on the corner at 76th.
But wait, there’s more! They’ve rolled out shiny new signs politely instructing cyclists to “PLEASE WALK YOUR BIKE” along the infamous Hank Aaron detour. Because nothing says "bike infrastructure" like... not biking.
And the grand finale? Over on 84th Street, the west entrance/exit is now adorned with fresh barricades in the median with a no left turn arrow. Translation: cyclists attempting the already sketchy detour route are now officially out of luck.
It’s not just inconvenient anymore — it’s a full-blown comedy sketch, except no one’s laughing.
Posted Aug 5, 2025, 10:06 PM UTC