If u can dodge a wrench u can dodge a ball (29f)

I dont got much but its honest work. Im 29 on the east coast of the US and currently accepting applications for a long-term, possibly chaotic, definitely meaningful friendship. I’m talking deep conversations, unfiltered thoughts, borderline offensive humor, and the kind of connection that actually sticks. I’m sooo over the surface level stuff. I want to really click with someone like “we finish each other’s memes” level connection. Someone to send voice notes to. Someone who gets the vibe even when the message is just a “??” at 2am. I won’t say too much here (what fun would that be?) buuuut if you’re smart, kind of funny, rich, emotionally available-ish, or open to a genuine connection that could turn into something really solid (or at the very least, entertaining) dm me Bonus points if your first message makes me laugh or think. Or both?? Extra bonus points if you dont mind if I dont answer right away bc its hard to give so many messages the quality replies they deserve. Plsss include age/location and be 25+ Xoxo gossip girl